How Old are You, Evil Wheaton?

Dear Evil Wil Wheaton,

Evil Wil Wheaton and Me!

Remember Me? Your shortest Fan?

I wanted to sing a Certain Well-Known Song to you, but I can't since it's copyrighted.

I'm too young to be sued, Momma can't afford it, and I'm not sure if they can sue Me if I sing it in 1864, before it was Written. I'll ask My lawyer.

In the meantime, I shall write another verse since I don't think that's copyrighted anywhere.

How Old are You?
How Old are You?

How Old are You, Evil Wheaton?

How Old are You?

QoSlIj DatIvjaj! 

Love,
Steampunk Addie