That's the way the bowling ball bounces

I am so jealous.

Momma went bowling without Me.

Me!

I don't know Why she left Me at Home.

What's worse, she had Fun ... without Me!

I could have played. I mean, just how heavy can those balls be?

On entering the amphitheatre, new objects of wonder presented themselves. On a level spot in the centre was a company of odd-looking personages playing at nine-pins. They were dressed in a quaint outlandish fashion.

Rip Van Winkle
Washington Irving