Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Okay, seriously geeking out right now, am I.

One day it's pirates and the next, it's...

Star Wars!

Look at what Momma found for me.

A mini lightsaber in My size!

There are six available but, of course, I want green! (Rebel Alliance, you know.)

Should I get:

• Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long
• Yoda, green, 20 cm long

(Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.)

(Although I might have to agree with Han Solo when he said, "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.")

May the Force be with you!