Mwahaha like you mean it

I am just the teensy-weensiest bit jealous of the marvelous mad science lab my dear friend Francis has. 

But since no one can tell the story better than Francis and his Momma, I'm sharing it here with their permission.

So... you think you want to be a mad scientist? My name is Francis and I will help you along on your journey to madness. 

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The first step to becoming a mad scientist is to laugh like you're evil. Don't worry, you don't need to be evil. You just need to laugh like it. On the count of three, take a deep breath, throw your head back and laugh. 

One. Two. Three. 

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OK, let's try it again and this time I want to hear more maniacal laughter and less giggling. 

I want you to mwahaha like you mean it! 

Are you ready? One. Two. Three. 

Mwahahahahaha! 

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Ooo, that was good!  

Now, you need a laboratory... 

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Ack! Did you just read that as LAB-ra-tory? 

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Now, you must learn how to pronounce luh-BOR-uh-tor-ee. 

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Or if you prefer, luh-BOR-uh-tree.  

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Now scroll back through all those pictures again. But this time click on them to get a bigger view. 

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The next page has more photos and some basic instructions so you, too, can set up your very own (say it right!) laboratory. 

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Click here> How to Be a Mad Scientist: The Details

The only thing better than a mad science lab is a mobile mad science lab. I've told Momma to get busy and get my trailer similarly tricked out.