Mr. Mailman, bring me Phoebe

Phoebe is scheduled to arrive today.

I simply cannot wait!

Only one more day until Phoenix Comicon!

Mr. Mailman, bring me Phoebe
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses and clover
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over

Mailman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please bring her oh so speedy
Mr. Mailman, bring me Phoebe

Mr. Mailman, bring me Phoebe
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
Give her the word that I am a rover
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over

Mailman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own 
Please bring her oh so speedy
Mr. Mailman, bring me Phoebe

Mr. Mailman, bring me Phoebe
Give her a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
Give her a lonely heart like Leonard Nimoy
And lots of wavy hair like Nichelle Nichols

Mr. Mailman, someone to hold
Would be so peachy before I'm too old
So please bring her oh so speedy
Mr. Mailman, bring me, please, please, please
Mr. Mailman, bring me Phoebe.