Bonny |
In the past few days I have Heard Rumors that some of you think I am "much too cute to strike fear into the hearts of men" and "too cute to be dreaded."
Worst of all? "Steampunk Addie makes a dreadful pirate indeed--dreadfully cute that is."
Cute? Cute?
Read |
Let Me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Anne Bonny, Mary Read, Elizabeth Swann?
Swann |
Morons.
At least someone was reasonable, "Steampunk Addie looks like someone who is a force to be reckoned with."
You'll never see Me flee in the Face of Danger, unlike Certain Other Pirates who shall Remain Nameless.
What do I have to do to convince you of My Fearsome Nature?
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Stand up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our Mommas and dads,
Stand up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Yes! Go Addie! I probably should have sewn the skull and crossbones to her hat!
ReplyDeleteYou ROCK, Steampunk Addie!!! :-)
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