Captain Jack Sparrow might have six (or more), but Momma now has her Very First gold tooth!
Her dentist was Very Obliging (once he Stopped Laughing) and shared some photographs with Me so I could see exactly was going on - including a new-fangled X-ray!
Ooh (or should I say Au?), tempting as that shiny Gold Tooth is I think I'll go brush my Vinyl Teeth.
After all, I've only got two.
On the other hand, how do you think I would I look with a Gold Tooth?
Don't worry, I can handle the Tooth.