I am shocked, simply shocked.
What kind of girl do you think I am?!
When someone said I should wear a bikini (to show off Evil Wil Wheaton's signature) I thought it was something modern but modest like this below
(Which I can picture myself in.)
Not this at the right!
Only a Perfectly Awful Girl would be seen with that much skin showing.
Do you even know what we wear when we go bathing in 1864?
I do have some standards!
I am consulting with my dressmaker and shall let you know when we come up with a final product.