To Evil Wil Wheaton,
Well played sir.
You said on your blog, "I am literally playing The Dead Meemaw Card so that you'll watch me on The Big Bang Theory tonight."
I did, but even I did not anticipate such a dastardly move.
How much did you pay Brent Spiner to do that, huh? I've read the comments and know how some think you really are a nice guy now. Ha!
You and I know the truth, and I have the proof.
Who else would dare lay a silver Sharpie upon Me!
Did you hope the silver Sharpie would silence Me?
I'm watching you Wheaton.
Your Mortal Enemy,