"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."
Please don't think negatively of me, but it's really hard not to laugh sometimes when you read things like this:
AP - Sixteen actors dressed as zombies were injured Tuesday when they fell from a platform during filming of a new movie in the "Resident Evil" series, officials said, and rescue workers at first were startled at the seemingly catastrophic scene.
"I could see the look on the first paramedic, saying 'Oh my God,"' Toronto emergency medical services Commander David Ralph said with a laugh.
None of the injuries was life-threatening, but the victims' gory zombie costumes made it difficult for crews to assess the actors' injuries.
"It did kind of catch us off guard when we walked in," Toronto Police Sgt. Andrew Gibson said.
Twelve victims (not ma chère amie Cécile) were taken to a hospital. (I hope none of the hospital's residents was evil.) One actor had a cracked rib, another broke a leg and one had a possible back injury, the film's producers said, but seven of the zombies have already returned to the set.
So much for the disclaimer at the end of Resident Evil 5:
"No zombies were harmed in the making of this movie."