President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers. The secret life of our nation's favorite president...as history's greatest hunter of the undead.
As she put it, it was hysterically bad.
We loved the book because it made the plot plausible.
The movie? Not so much.
But don't worry, Mr. President. I've got your back.