Brickbats and broomstix

I just saw a new line of dolls that makes me want to slap their smug little faces.

Neither Momma nor I have ever liked the  Bratz dolls.

We think their name truly says it all.

But this Bratzillaz line?

How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways.

First, they're smug.

Second, they're hopping on the Monster High hearse. (Go Robecca Steam!)

Third and fourth, this Meygana Broomstix can't seem to decide if she is steampunk, a Hogwarts student, or both.

Or neither.

However I reserve the right to one caveat -- I admit the Bratzillaz pets are kind of cute.