Showing posts with label weaponry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weaponry. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 18

Are you going to Renaissance Fair?

I am whipped - and I don't mean by the Whipmaster Adam Whip.


I want one of these parasols but they won't give me one without a subscription - even though we've had one for 39 years!


I love all the colors at the Renaissance Festival!

We have been buying perfumes and incense from The Perfumed Dragon for at least 20 years!

Yummm, chocolate samples from The Chocolate Maker!

They're correct, these Sky Chairs really do fit about everyone!

Ooh, I found one of the Wee Folk!

One of the things I love about the Ren Fest is all the sellers of snoods.

I love this booth! He has brass keychains just for Me! Decisions, decisions....

I love these tiny Under the Mango Tree journals.

My Steampunkin and I visit Isher Creations and his mummified fairies.

Resting under my Big Sister's VERY stout parasol while watching Adam Crack perform.

I make a friend with a one-eyed armored Dragon Pet.

Visiting Madison at the Storybook Castle.

At last! My very own catapult from Siege the Day!

This guy at the Queen's Kitchen didn't want to give me (Me!) a Turkey Leg! Ooh, Pippaloo....


To be continued!


Monday, February 17

Huzzah!

In just a few short hours Momma, my Big Sister, and I shall be at the Arizona Renaissance Festival!

What am I looking forward to?

The Steam Pirate Airship Ride, of course!

But that's not all. My two favorite entertainers are:

And the shops! So many miniature weapons!

 Shall I see you there?



Wednesday, October 24

The right to arm bears



Look who unexpectedly joined my Steam Team yesterday!


Phin stands approximately 17" tall and is crafted of hard plastic and vinyl. He comes with a raven wig (non-removable), blue painted eyes, and hand painted details. Phin comes dressed in a shirt with arm bands, tie, matching pants with black trim, vest with golden buttons and black trim, socks, tie shoes, and arm gauntlets. A faux gun, holster and belt, and matching hat completes the outfit.

Much to Momma's amusement Grandpoppa thinks all dolls should carry guns
(I concur!) and admired Phin's latest model.

According to Grandpoppa, Phin's weapon looks like a Gabbet-Fairfax Mars Automatic Pistol from the turn-of-the-last century. He said its muzzle velocity was unmatched until the .357 Magnum was introduced in 1935. The Mars had a very heavy recoil.

A British captain said in 1902, "No one who fired once with the pistol wished to shoot it again." Shooting the Mars pistol was described as "singularly unpleasant and alarming."

Don't worry Grandpoppa, Phin can handle it.


And if he can't,  I certainly can.



Friday, August 24

The Grimm Adventures of Steampunk Addie

Keeping Momma entertained while she recovers from surgery just got a whole lot easier once we discovered Grimm, a television show just starting its second season.

Homicide Detective Nick Burkhardt of the Portland Police Bureau learns he is descended from a line of guardians known as "Grimms," charged with keeping balance between humanity and the "Wesen," mythological creatures of the world.

Throughout the episodes, Burkhardt must battle against an assortment of dangerous creatures, with help from his friend Monroe (who is a reformed Big Bad Wolf) and his partner Detective Hank Griffin.

Early in season one, Burkhardt's Aunt Marie (also a Grimm) entrusts him with a previously unknown silver Airstream trailer containing all the tools of their Grimm trade: books (graphic "fairy tales"), weapons, and poisons.

Burkhardt's friend Monroe drives a Volkwagon Beetle. His is yellow with a roof, but I won't be picky about that detail.

Momma (and I) have always loved VW Bugs and Airstreams.

Know we know why.


Wednesday, June 27

Girls just want to have fun weapons

We went and saw Brave, the newest Disney/Pixar movie, this weekend which heightened my continuing interest in weaponry. So Momma went on the hunt and found this Limited Edition Merida Doll in my 18 inch size!

Our Limited Edition Merida Doll captures the adventurous spirit and beauty of our newest heroine from Disney/Pixar's Brave. With her mass of fiery red curls and luxurious gown, Merida makes a headstrong addition to your doll collection!

Huh?

Who writes this stuff? There's no mention of Merida's "iconic bow featuring intricate carved-in details" until the very end of the product details, and nothing about her sword.

Sheesh.


Saturday, March 31

Shogun Addie


Momma certainly has an interesting family with a wide variety of interests.

Tonight, Momma's brother (he refuses to be called my uncle) showed us the first nine kata in his Iaidō training.


Iaidō is a modern Japanese martial art associated with the smooth, controlled movements of drawing the sword from its scabbard, striking or cutting motions, and then replacing the sword in the scabbard.

Iaidō literally translates as "the way of mental presence and immediate reaction." Iaidō is a product of Japan’s 17th and 18th century Edo-period, more commonly known as the Shōgun era.

While 
Iaidō students may start learning with a wooden bokken, many (like Momma's brother) use a blunt-edged iaito. More experienced Iaidō practitioners use a sharp-edged shinken.

Because 
Iaidō is practiced with a weapon, it is almost entirely practiced using forms called a kata, Japanese word describing detailed choreographed movements.

In 
Iaidō, solo kata using the Japanese sword (katana) comprises almost all of its training. Because of this non-fighting aspect, and Iaidō's emphasis on precise, controlled, fluid motion, it is sometimes referred to as "moving Zen."

Momma doesn't trust me with a katana (yet) but she said she'd get me these chopsticks to practice with.

They'll look fine next to my light saber.

Just think, I could be the next Date Masamune. He was known as dokuganryū, the one-eyed dragon, due to his outstanding tactical skills and (more notably) his missing eye. Masamune's army was instantly recognizable by their black armor and golden head gear.


Sunday, February 26

It's tool time

It's taken awhile, but I am slowly assembling the items I need for my tool belt, inspired by both Amelia Peabody's belt and an old-fashioned (to you) chatelaine.

Amelia Peabody Emerson is the protagonist of the Amelia Peabody series, written by author Elizabeth Peters. Peabody is married to Egyptologist Radcliffe Emerson and has one biological child, Walter "Ramses" Peabody Emerson.

Peabody usually carries one of her stout parasols, which she uses as a weapon (including a sword-parasol). Her other famous accessory is her belt, later partially replaced with a vest with many pockets. It contains:

"Pistol and knife, canteen, bottle of brandy, candle and matches in a waterproof box, notebook and pencil, needle and thread, compass, scissors, first-aid kit and a coil of stout cord (useful for tying up captured enemies)."

He Shall Thunder in the Sky
Chapter 2

A chatelaine is a decorative belt hook or clasp worn at the waist with a series of chains suspended from it. Each chain is mounted with a useful household appendage such as scissors, thimble, watch, key, vinaigrette, household seal, etc.

Chatelaines were worn by many housekeepers in the 19th century. Originally the chatelaine was designed to have all the tools necessary for the woman of the household to sort out any problem she may encounter in her day.

However, with time, the chatelaine evolved from a purely utilitarian object into a decorative symbol that reflected the status of the wearer.

So far I have:

  • Aether Pistol
  • Flask (for medicinal purposes)
  • Candle
  • Notebook and pencil
  • Compass
  • Scissors
  • First-aid kit
  • A coil of stout cord

What else do I need?

Saturday, February 18

The Jolly Addie

While re-reading Dave Barry's delightful 2004 book, Peter and the Starcatchers, I was struck with inspiration for the sails of my pirate ship, the Enterprise. 

Peter and the Starcatchers
In Barry's Peter Pan universe, pirate captain Black Stache is very resourceful. He captures the naval ship the Wasp by using a corset-shaped sail.

"'The Ladies' were Black Stache's secret weapon -- a special set of sails he'd had the ship's sailmakers make, using patterns that Black Stache had obtained from, of all places, a ladies' corset maker. Though they had not yet been tested at sea, Black Stache was convinced that his invention would revolutionize the pirate industry. He was saving the Ladies for just the right moment, when he was heading downwind, closing on his prey for the kill." (p. 34).

Can't you just see me, Steampunk Addie Dred Pirate Scott, at the helm of such a stylish pirate ship?

Wednesday, August 3

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Okay, seriously geeking out right now, am I.

One day it's pirates and the next, it's...

Star Wars!

Look at what Momma found for me.

A mini lightsaber in My size!

There are six available but, of course, I want green!
(Rebel Alliance, you know.)

Should I get:

  • Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long
  • Yoda, green, 20 cm long
(Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.)

(Although I might have to agree with Han Solo when he said, "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.")

May the Force be with you!

Monday, June 6

Up, up and away

I think it is safe to reveal this now, but I served as a Union spy during the Civil War.

Something you might have suspected since I have spoken freely of my work for the Underground, but not all my work was underground. Sometimes it was 500 feet up in the air!

How did I accomplish that marvelous feat, you ask? By volunteering as an Aeronaut.

But how did this come about? My work for the Underground had become well known. My eyes and my color made spying easy. Then I gained a reputation with my unusually stout parasol, made by Momma. (It's too short to function well as a parasol but it's dandy as a self-defense weapon!)

I also trained myself as a detective and became proficient with a magnifying glass. (I became interested in its use after reading future Sherlock Holmes books.)

So after reading about the formation of the Union Army Balloon Corps I raced over to HQ to volunteer my services.

At first I was mocked and ridiculed ("A girl! In the Army!!"), but I persevered and eventually won them over after demonstrating my varied and unique skills.

So I  was trained in the use of a telescope (which I admit was hard with my eyes and I still prefer my binoculars) and my very own aether pistol! Don't worry, the pistol was permanently set on "Stun."

The Balloon Corps and I served the Union Army from October 1861 until the summer of 1863, when it was disbanded. I got to participate in four major battles though: Bull Run, Yorktown, Fair Oaks and Vicksburg.

Now you might be wondering, how did I manage all that when I didn't reach Philadelphia until 1864? Did you forget my TARDIS?

But what else could I possibly do when I belatedly read about Thaddeus S. C. Lowe, who met with U.S. President Abraham Lincoln on July 11, 1861, and proposed a demonstration with his own balloon, the Enterprise.


The Enterprise, really! How could I resist that! 


Sunday, May 22

Back to the future

I couldn't say it better myself:

Avast ye scalawags! The Jolly Roger flys as Pirates battle on the decks of H.M.S. Phoenix Comicon. Don't get too close to the swordplay ye may end up being fitted for a wooden leg or find yerself walkin' the plank down to Davy Jones' Locker.

I'll probably only get to go on Saturday (May 28) but there are so many things to do!

  • Steampunk Entertainment
  • Steampunk Fashion Show
  • Steampunk Weapons

Now, what should I wear?

Should I dress up (top)?

Go casual (middle)?

Or go modern (bottom)?


Please, help me decide!



Oh yes, I'll graciously permit photographs if you see me there!

Sunday, May 15

Way down in Egypt land

I sincerely apologize to my faithful readers for not writing anything this past week, but I got a bit adventurous with the time travel machine. I promise that I shall write about 1864 Philadelphia soon!

In the meantime, after spending much time in future libraries I became acquainted with the memoirs of the famous female Egyptologist, Amelia Peabody Emerson. Since her journals began in 1884 I decided a quick trip to Egypt was in order so I could meet this remarkable lady.

What a woman! A proponent of rational dress, she gave her stamp of approval to my ensemble and I got many ideas from her to adapt for my own growing wardrobe.

Mrs. Emerson usually carries a parasol, which she uses a weapon - including a sword-parasol! Her other famous accessory is her belt which contains a pistol and knife, canteen, bottle of brandy, candle and matches in a waterproof box, notebook and pencil, needle and thread, compass, scissors, first-aid kit and a coil of stout cord (useful for tying up captured enemies).

Momma's making me a stout parasol and while she won't let me carry a pistol (or brandy!), I think I shall try to assemble my own belt which I think would be useful working for the Underground....